
Phones Sportsman has recently retired from music! His guitars are up for sale... Do YOU wanna buy them?
The Phones Sportsman Band ladies lamposts from Arson & the Juggernauts.
I AM THE DAD OF GEORGE NoMAN from May Contain Nutters
ROCK MAN - from May Contain Nutters
The Phones Sportsman Band

The Final Release from Phones Sportsman...
Topplers records is sad to announce that this will be the last release from Phones Sportsman. It is a five track EP featuring two brand new songs plus a remix of one of his classic tracks and two unreleased tracks from the time of his first album. A 7" vinyl version with the two new tracks is also available.
1. Your Body or Your Brain
2. How Many Times
3. Hotpants & Wonderbras
4. The PSB is Pretty Sick
5. The Ballad of Janet & John
7" Vinyl - 2 tracks pic sleeve

The 7" single is a very limited release... first come, first served!

"May Contain Nutters" Phones Sportsman's debut album - his first recordings since 1980!
Phones was a founding member of the seminal DIY band Swell Maps and also released a solo single of strange, disturbing, twisted pop in 1980. He then put music to one side and concentrated on a career in Geology. Now he is back and his songs are even more strange, twisted and disturbing!
On New Years night 2007 Phones Sportman sent a few experimental recodings to Topplers Records... By February 2008 this album was in the can! The album features two cover versions of songs by the legendary 'Nervous Norvous' as well as Phones own compositions. Lyrics and photos are contained in the 12 page colour booklet.
Arson & the Juggernauts
Phones Sportsman's second album
Only months after the release of 'May Contain Nutters' Phones was back with this mini album. More songs about Hot Pants, Wonderbras, Jowe Head, Radio DJs, Fatballs, Ladies of the Night etc etc etc... Exotic sounds and absurdist lyrics, this is the Phones Sportsman Band's finest moment!
Phones has also collaborated with his old Swell Maps bandmate Jowe Head under the name of The HeadPhones recordings of which may surface soon...

Find out more Sportsman facts at MySpace and hear some unreleased tracks by the Phones Sportsman Band
www.myspace.com/phonessportsmanband
Picture below: Phones Sportsman spent his first royalty cheque on a VX220 Turbo!
Picture below:Phones after he was told there would be no more royalty cheques to cover the cost of his new toy!!!